Top 50 Funny Sarcasm Quotes with Images

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.”

“I’M Actually Not Funny. I’M Just Mean & People Think I’M Joking.”

“You sound better with your mouth closed.”

“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”

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“I’m 2% Cute & 98% Single.”

“If I promise to miss you, will you go away?”

“Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in.”

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.”

“My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.”

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”

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“Avoid sarcasm. Don’t insist on the last word.”

“I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life.”

“My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money.”

“You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.”

“Behind Every Successful Person…There’s Lot Of Unsuccessful Years.”

“You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.”

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“Sarcasm the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

“Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive.”

“Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person.”

“Silence is golden. but Duct tape is silver.”

“Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”

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“Are you always a smartass? Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.”

“Blows are sarcasm’s turned stupid.” – George Eliot

“People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You.”

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.”

“Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.”sarcastic quotes

“I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.” – Cassandra Clare

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

“I Love Education But Without Examination.”

“Closing Your Eyes After Turning Off The Alarm Is Very Dangerous Game.”

“I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single.”

“At Age Of 25, Others Want To Get Married And Have Kids But I Want My Parents In The Backseat Of My Audi.”

“You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee”

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“Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?”

“You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.”

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.”

“I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse.”

“Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed.”

“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”

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“Let’s Just Stay Friends = {Never Talk Again}.”

“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?”

“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.”

“Sarcasm is like punching people in the face but with words.”

“Babies Are So Lucky. They Can Sleep All The Day And Everyone Still Would Be Proud Of Them.”

“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

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“Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters.”

“I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian.”

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.”

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.”

“I Want One Of Those Jobs Where I Get Paid For Travelling Around The World.”

“You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?”

“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”

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“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

“Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”

“Find your patience before I lose mine.”

“This music won’t do. There’s not enough sarcasm in it.”

“I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.”

“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.”

Top 50 Funny Sarcasm Quotes with Images
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