51 Famous Drinking Alcohol Quotes, Alcohol Slogans and Funny Sayings

Alcohol Quotes

As We know that Alcohol affects the nervous system by slowing the body’s functions like brain, heart, and kidneys, Cancer of the mouth, throat, esophagus, liver, and stomach becomes a threat as well. Many People Die Due to Disease Caused by Drinking Alcohol. Remember One thing that your Life is Very Precious So don’t Waste it Just Stop Drinking Habit and Live Healthy and Fresh.

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“That’s all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.”  – Ringo Starr


“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people.”


“A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can’t predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before.”  – RAYMOND CHANDLER

Alcoholic Quotes

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”


“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra


“To Stay Out Of The Slammer, Don’T Get Hammered.”


“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor

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Alcoholic Quotes

“Don’t trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.” – Jimmy Breslin


“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that, you take the girl’s clothes off.”


“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson


“When Life Gives You Lemons You Make Lemon Aid. When Life Gives You Alcohol You Just Stay Away.”

Alcoholic Quotes

Anti-Alcohol Quotes

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra


“Alcoholism is a devastating, potentially fatal disease. The primary symptom of having it is telling everyone–including yourself -> that you are not an alcoholic.”


“Alcoholism is a well-documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.”


“Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.”

Alcoholic Quotes

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis, Jr.


“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”


“Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.”


“You Can Hand Over Your Keys Or Your Life. Make The Right Choice.”

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Alcoholic Quotes

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.


“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” – Bob Marley


“If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.”


“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”

Alcoholic Quotes

Drinking Alcohol Quotes

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”


“Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.” – Marilyn Vos Savant


“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of the life’s problems.”


“I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.”

Alcoholic Quotes

“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde


“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it’s a mallard.” – Ted Nugent


“I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.” – William Shakespeare


“You’Re Just A Punk If You’Re Drunk.”

Alcoholic Quotes

“Because alcohol is encouraged by our culture, we get the idea that it isn’t dangerous. However, alcohol is the most potent and most toxic of the legal psychoactive drugs.”


“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”


“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.”


“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde

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Alcoholic Quotes

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”


“First, you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – Francis Scott


“As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies shows that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education – and less on alcohol and cigarettes.” – Dee Dee Myers

Alcoholic Quotes

“As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.”


“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.”


“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw


“Allow Life To Thrive, Don’t Drink And Drive.”

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Alcoholic Quotes

“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.”


“There was nothing glorious about the life of a drinker or the life of a writer.”


“It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.” – Thomas de Quincy

Alcoholic Quotes

“I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.”


“I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.” – Jim Carrey


“The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.” –  Craig Ferguson


“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”

Alcoholic Quotes

“I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!”


“I drink to make other people more interesting.”


“No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort.” – William Lyon Mackenzie King


“I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.”

Alcoholic Quotes

“I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”


“When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own.” – CHUCK PALAHNIUK


“Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.” – Herman Melville

Alcoholic Quotes

“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.” – Bertrand Russell


“Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whoever is deceived thereby is not wise.”


“It’s like an angel crying on your tongue.” – The Mentalist

51 Famous Drinking Alcohol Quotes, Alcohol Slogans and Funny Sayings
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