Latest April Fools Day Quotes, Messages, Jokes with Images

April Fools Day Quotes

“Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”


“The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking-glass.”


“It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.”

April Fools Day Quotes Images

April Fools Day Quotes“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke ?”


“A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.”


“Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’s already happened to me this year.”

April Fools Day Quotes

“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.”


“A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit, change without progress; inquiry without an object; putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.”


“I have a feeling that my introduction to a highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.”

April Fools Day Quotes“It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.”


“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”


“You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.”

April Fools Day Quotes

“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”


“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.”


“May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.”

April Fools Day Quotes

April Fools Day Quotes Sayings

“A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark.”


“Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.”


“I think that on the 1st of April Facebook should switch the “Status update” field with the “Search” field. In that way, we would all get to know what people our friends are stalking.”

April Fools Day Quotes

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“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.”


“There is no greater fool than he that says, ‘There is no God unless it is the one who says he does not know whether there is one or not.”


April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they don’t feel the same you can just yell ‘trolled you.”

April Fools Day Quotes

“Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.”


“Wise men learn from other men’s mistakes, fools by their own.”


Just a heads up not to worry about an April Fool’s Day pranks because I’ll be too depressed that it’s Monday.”

April Fools Day Quotes

“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three-hundred and sixty-four.”


“The fool doth thinks he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.”


If you’d have sex with me tonight I’d be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool’s joke.”

April Fools Day Quotes Tagalog

April Fools Day Quotes

“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”


“The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.”


Let’s make sure our harmless prank doesn’t cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.”

April Fools Day Quotes

“A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.”


“I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.”


April Fools Day Text Messages

So, we have a great collection of SMS / pranks/jokes for April fools day. Check out for April fools SMS jokes & text messages in variety of ways by using some keywords like below:-

“You are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without you even for a second!
you are my life & I can feel You everywhere
Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen.”


“your style so sweet
your smile so sweet
your voice so sweet
your eyes so sweet
Your whole life so sweet!!
In short; you are a sweetheart
.
Hey, look
.
I can lie so sweet so
you’re never going to understand.”


“I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.

theek Kaha Na ?

In short, I am your S.I.S.T.E.R “


“Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.”


“You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere”

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Latest April Fools Day Quotes, Messages, Jokes with Images
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